I
am a nine year old street stray currently residing with my mistress
of choice, Bonnie in Calgary, Alberta Canada. I am searching for
a support group which might help me get over my terrible addiction
to purring. My mistress says I must seek help now, or suffer the
consequences of lonely dark nights shut out of the bedroom. You
see, I have a nasty habit of purring up a storm at weird hours
of the night, like 1:35 am, 5:15 am, etc. I wake up the household
and deprive people of sleep, but I can't stop myself. I purr at
dinner time, I purr when my people come home from work, I purr
in the morning over breakfast, in fact, I sometimes purr in my
sleep. I have to be stopped!!
I have been accused of installing an insta-purr mechanism, in
my throat but it's just not true. I am simply addicted to purring.
Please, can anyone help me?
I
am a nine year old street stray currently residing with my mistress
of choice, Bonnie in Calgary, Alberta Canada. I am searching for
a support group which might help me get over my terrible addiction
to purring. My mistress says I must seek help now, or suffer the
consequences of lonely dark nights shut out of the bedroom. You
see, I have a nasty habit of purring up a storm at weird hours
of the night, like 1:35 am, 5:15 am, etc. I wake up the household
and deprive people of sleep, but I can't stop myself. I purr at
dinner time, I purr when my people come home from work, I purr
in the morning over breakfast, in fact, I sometimes purr in my
sleep. I have to be stopped!!